another day here!here starts our 3rd day here in tokyo! gorka and pablo are quite angry, cause they wanted to rent bikes._ i'm frustrated! i wanted to rent some bikes so we could move faster around the city! hey! there are plenty of bikes there!let's take 3! they won't ever notice! look! look! bicycles everywhere! we just need 3 of them! f**king hostel, which just had 2 bikes for renting... what's the plan for today? the plan for today is... visiting shibuya!
we've been two days willing to go there. and regarding frustrated people...i'm frustrated for not having visited shibuya yet! so that's where we're going!although firstly we are going to shinjuku... ...and the we'll go to yoyogi park, harajuku and finally shibuya! and i hope that by then it'll be already night-time... ... and maybe we'll go to a karaoke! so... what will future offer? no idea,but we are about to show it to you! wow, a vending machine! well, here we are in shinjuku! we've been to h&m to buy something but anything appealing to us...
everything was too expensive! molto expensive! anything else? yeah, we've also been to uniqlo, but everythingwas also too expensive for us. the we've been taking some photographs!quite funny photos that you'll see later. and now we're heading to shibuya and harajuku. what the f**k? why is goku there?_ (click like button if you like japanese girls like this) --> they've just give me tissues of this beautiful girl! i'm a clean guy, so they've not give them to me.
i'll try them later! i'll clean my ass withthem in one of those modern bathrooms! instead of cleaning my ass with water,i'll use this tissues! here is quite common for them to give tissueswith ads instead of giving leaflets or so. we're just in the middle of shinjuku!and we're going now to the tokyo metropolitan building! but for sure something bad will happen to us... i've just stolen a girls soul!i've recorded her on video! well, so here we are... shinjuku!girls that sell things... don't give me leaflets, thank you! we've learnt! we don't have to take leaflets!
ok gorka, what do you want?_ what do you expect of this city?_ a pachinko!_ from here you cannot tell me not to record! hey, let's go to the metropolitan building! yeah, let's go! now we're going to the metropolitan building!this is it! let's go from here! we'll try to go to the top floor...
...which by the way, it's for free! japan rocks!yeah! hey, i guess that the building is closed... take the info from "the folder of life" so we can check it. can i get inside that sculpture? yes.no. why not? cause it's a bad luck thing. the buddhawill come and crash your head! it is said that if you jump through it's hole you lose virginity!
well, here we are an apparently it is closed.the building is closed on sundays. it is formed by two towers, and in the middleof them there's an empty space. finally we found the correct entrance to the buildinga it was possinle for us to enter. tokyo's main city hall, height of 243m, 360⺠sight of the city, free! that green thing is yoyogi park,where someday i hope we will go! what do you think gorka? for dvstokyo! i don't know where mt. fuji is...it's on the other side! it can't be! don't record video, cause i might be wrongand then people will laugh at me!
that has to be mount fuji! for sure! it's the highest thing in the area.there can't be anything taller. it is, indeed. but there's no snow on the top!during the summer there's no snow? snow? you crazy... why not? it's 4000m tall!mount fuji is 4000m tall? i think so... almost 4km tall. in the morning we could also see mount fuji fromthe balcony of our room in the hostel! amazing views from the ace inn shinjuku!
it's like a party they did... it's huge! if i'm not wrong, the film "lost in translation"was set in that building over there. amazing! a little garden. we're in yoyogi... well, i think it is yoyogi park! and the sun will come down soon.so let's record nice things! hey! what's up guys! here we are in yoyogi park!and we are going to meiji-jingu temple. the temple of the emperor.
and as you can see this is like a huge forest!trees everywhere, you cannot even see the sky! this way sun doesn't touch your skin, as they like. and that's it, now we'll go to the temple so you can see it! follow us! and follow us on youtube as well! subscribe! also on twitter! perfect moment of the day to visit the temple, as there's no many people! everything is extremely clean and tidy. and here you can purify yourself before entering the temple. before entering at any temple you gotta purify yourself!
you have to take water, pour it in one hand, then theother one and finally your mouth. then throw it here. you can also purify your cat if you want! and now we're ready to get into the temple! now the camera-man is gonna get purified as well. i'm gonna purify the camera! you're not supposed to rinse your mouth with it! well, on our left they sell several souvenirs andso on. and over there, the notes written by visitors. you are supposed lo leave a note if you wanna knowyour fortune. or maybe they're love letters. messages you want to leave here. yeah, i guess is that!
if you want to leave a reminder, you gotta write here. let's see what this man's writing! i'm going to read this one!emmm... f**k, i can't remember the name! bo-chan! he's mr. miyagi! no! he's olentzero! let's see... "olentzero, you didn't brought me the n64 i askedfor! you can put the f**king shocks wherever you want!" hey! someone has writen to dvstokyo!
here there's a message for us! as here there's nodifference between "v" and "b", there's been a... ...misconception, this should be "dvstokyo" instead of "dbstokyo". it says: "thanks for making us feel happy daily telling me the news that happen in my city" "japan, first country in asia that i have visited. i'mgrateful for all the things this country has given to me... ...in so little time, all the places and people"- carlos rodriguez. so, as the sign says, you have to write your prayersand desires, and leave them here so they become true. everything perfectly decorated. the point is: where can you take the pieces of wood? i think you have to take one of those and write on the backside!
this is a letter from olivia newton john!it says: "dear danny succo, i'm writing to let you know thati'm still waiting for you in the bar to come... ...for me with your cadillac. and please, stop combinglike elvis presley. yours, olivia." maybe this is the queue to buy the pieces of wood! summing it up, it's a park located in the middle of thecity and you cannot notice a sound except for the... ...ones made by the people and the animals and insects living here. and no one has noticed that they're re-building thatmonument! shut the f**k up! don't reveal the secrets of hollywood!people watching this video was thinking it was real! yeah, for those people willing to come to tokyo, you gotta know that everything is false, just cardboard!
gorka has just ruined it! he was saying things abouta girl and she has understood what he has said. it wasn't me! ibon has told me: look at that girl!and i was like... well, no need to explain everything! anyway, they have understood us! now, let's discover the details of japan! we're now going to look for the typical yoyogi parkconcerts, and the people doing performances... let's go! we've just seen inside a geisha.she wasn't a geisha! it was a wedding. here there are some girls!maybe they know spanish and understand us again! we've already left the temple and we're going to the lake, but it seems we've travelled accross time... hello!hello.
we're now in la rioja, and we are inside a wine cellar! over there wine barrels, and on the other side i guess they are fermenting the sake. so, japan in one side, spain in the other. oh, actually these are french wines. let's go to the other side. how strange! there are two sake barrels that seemto be painted with the logo of coke! obviously i know it's not the logo! there's coke inside of them! yeah. we now know the secret formula of coke!it's made with sake!
actually, this barrels are more beautifulthan the wine barrels. on that side there should be some iberian ham,spanish sausage, "salchichã³n"... i'm recording this girl! come on! what a pervert! here the director decides what to record! you'll see now... lolitas!
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