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charm my, my! the charm stunning charm maddening charm charm fatal charm deadly charm it's killing crazed souls, lost in the charm

charm. my, my! the charm charm. fatal charm i desire to kiss you on the lips... ...to rock in your arms come to me from your tresses, letme steal the fragrance let me behold you inmy eyes, don't go away my love, i fell foryou at first sight charm. fatal charm.

deadly charm i'm restless, comfort me feign love if youwant, at least look at me you won't findanother golden opportunity come into my arms, my love don't torment me i'm your lover, let me enjoy love deadly charm' what are you doing?- i'm sorry. sorry...

bloody assistant! get out of here. go! get out of here. idon't want you here. go! out! will you teach your teacher, eh? idiot! bloody junior! c'mon, girls. don't spoil your mood.put your smile up. and you please lose some weight.- mac! call for you, sir.- who the hell is it? your fiancã©e. anjali junior

long-hair! i'm talking to you.answer the phone and say i'm not in. tell her. tell her. yes sister-in-law, he asked meto tell you that he is not in five hours for a minor task,eh? have you been playing around? who will pay for this? my father?- right it takes time to do a good job.why don't you be the face... on the back cover?it'll sell like hot cakes why do you come in?mind your own business i haven't changed the models. look

i haven't changed them. go on.-he finds reasons to touch the girls! they go sniffingeverywhere for girls what did you understand? why are you shakingyour head? c'mon. smile. excuse me, sir... is mac inside? why do you want him?- she's going to bear mac's baby what...?- i mean, mac's fiancee. anjali she wants to meet mac.- i see. so you are mac's fiancee is he in at the moment? - ofcourse. he's been waiting for you

come with me.- that's like it stop following me! are you a dog?- i'm mac's best friend out! this is not a zoo.no animals allowed here then what are you doing here? don't raise your hands.- out! don't raise your hands.- out! dog good. perfect. come... he's so hardworking. see mac, look who's here.- who is it?

listen sanchita... what...?- sorry... anjali, listen to me start the car. i'm going to theairport i don't want to hear a thing what has happened?- you said you will not be in office you could've told me if you didn'twant to see me. why did you lie? who lied to you? i'mtelling you the truth i just came ten minutes back,i swear. - you are lying you should be ashamed of yourself.- hush! why should i be ashamed? those semi-nude girls! howcould you touch them all over?

that's my business.- business? i mean, i have to showthem what pose to take you are an educated girl,you should understand that i don't know about that. ican't see you with other girls all right, listen to me.you are my fiancã©e, trust me i'll never lie to you,trust me. now... go home, i'll come over andexplain. okay? i love you. bye bye. your dress swine! why did you bring her here?- she brought me here

how'd i know that you werehaving fun with those girls? i'll hit you!- give it to me! don't keep debts you haven't paid the car's fare. it runs on gas,you dig? pay up, now! all right, i'll pay you.don't be angry, go now take it easy. drop her bye, darling. hurry up garam masala magazine. sure. garam masala magazine.

yes. so? you promised a dinnerwith me this saturday where?- a new chinese restaurant... china town. i have booked the table i'll wait for you outsidethe restaurant at 5:30 sharp hi mac. let's meet at 5:30 tomorrow.we'll have your favourite food... at the new chinese restaurantchina town. what do you think? after dinner, we'llgo for a movie. okay?

programme fixed? - ok. -see you tomorrow! - mac! mac! tell him.- sir, it's time you gave us a raise also give us a car anda three-bedroom flat no way. i'm thinking ofgiving a fivefold raise... a bungalow and a mercedes each you are joking, sir.- who started it? morons! i'm planningto halve your pay checks i spent 300,000 for the cover page,and what do you guys give me? i can't see a thing.- not me! he shot it

and this?- he shot it aren't you guys ashamed? i sentyou to the inaugural function... because the chiefminister was the chief guest. and the photos you got... he is not to be seen here!what's this? scissors and breasts! legsand a headless chief minister sir, it's the camera. you mustgive us sophisticated cameras cameras? learn photography first look, if this continues,i'm going to fire you guys

sorry, we won't repeatthis mistake. - yes sir, sorry something is approaching, know what? yes sir, my birthday.- damn not your birthday. internationalpress photography competition get some photos that i can sendover and make our company famous am i to send legs there? if you can't give me pictures,i'll make peons out of you! go away. don't makemy blood pressure rise who is she? whose legs are these?- keep the legs here and get lost

the boss orders us to leave.let's get to work sorry, sir leave haven't i told you to turnoff the tap after bathing? i always turn it off afteryou bathe! - you should do that because, i'm the boss here.-company gives me this accommodation thank me for that. theydon't care about you anyway now stop chewing my brains,i got to leave i'm leaving too. where are yougoing? - to the temple. coming?

no. i'm going to the zoo. coming?- not after watching you! c'mon. hurry up and get ready. shirt...? sorry. what are you doing here?- what are you doing here? maggie called me.- maggie called me! easy, easy. i didn't call you guys,you guys called me here i called maggie here.- i too called her damn you! - no fights.we'll have dinner together

all right, i'll foot the bill.- i'll foot the bill. it's my party pay yours, i'll foot maggie's bill.- why don't we eat first? let's decide it later.- all right let me go! god! both of you, leave me get lost! are you blind?- bloody idiot sorry.- go and hit him let's go, darling

your food, sir. maggie, i ordered this for you.especially, for your eyes your eyes are perfect.eat what i ordered for you it's good for your heart and mind.- you need brains, you eat i have brains.- so why don't you bring it? shut up!- cool don't fight. i'lleat both. let's eat... i'm very hungry.- okay, darling do it fast. don't wasteyour time on one table

eat this, good foryou thighs... eyes i said, i'll pay.- i'll pay i pay!- not fair. it's my party i'll pay for myself and maggie.- it's not tip, it's a bill you carry on... eat my share too. this dinner's on me. nobody pays. forget it, sam. next time.let him pay this time if you say so. but idon't take favours come on sam, don'tfight now. cool down

let me have something. where's my wallet? where are you looking? stupid! shut up, you... come with me the stupid is disturbing. wherewas i...? people ogle at you... friend... i'm sorry, i broke your heart

i shouldn't be doing this.foot the bill, please there you are! now youknow that maggie is with me i should be paying the bill.- yes. sorry. good you didn'twear glasses. - why? your lenses... great colour.looks good on you you like it?- yes - are you going to eat those cherries?- no. do you want it? i like cherries very much. you mind it, don't you?- mind what?

i know you're feeling bad.here, pay the bill are you crazy?- go ahead you foot it.- not fair forget it. go dutch on it i'll be back, i got togo to the loo. - okay madam, bill.- they are paying they left. they said, you will pay.- what...? greetings, sir.- yes, son? can i help you? perhaps you have no idea,i'm a great fan of yours

i want a photograph from you thathas never been published or seen and... the negative too.it's for my personal collection i'm willing to pay any price, sir i don't have photos right now... ...but i got somenegatives that you can take fine?- yes, sir your father fixed your wedding,with the consent of the two of you but ever since you were engaged,i've only seen you brawling your fathers were childhoodfriends, they were thick friends

they came here and togetherthey joined the indian embassy give him water. they retiredtogether and went back to india don't fight andbreak their friendship if you don't want to marry,decide it right now i never said i don't want to marry okay, i'm sorry. i'll take youout for movies twice a week... i'll take you outthrice for dinner, and... your birthday is on the 27th.see, i remember, i didn't forget on that day i'll be withyou from morning to evening

and i'll only takeyour pictures. okay? if only you keep your promise!- the day you become a doctor... i'll send the two of you to indiaand get your married. now don't belch! maggie didn't come today congratulations.- congratulations congratulations!- congratulations shyam, the award you havewon has made our company famous what award? -internationalpress photography award didn't you see? all the newspapersare carrying your picture

you have been promoted too. - thecompany gets 10 million in reward one million is for you.- thank you, sir and a free one-monthtrip to america i want to give you something else.- what else? your pay is doubled right away.- and you listen... give him the motorcyclekey and the flat keys to him and from now on, he is your boss.he's senior, you are junior. dig that? shyam come, we got to talk.- thank you, sir move it

what crap! how can he get an award? sir, you know that he's abad shot, but you guys... he holds a camera likehe's holding a coconut i know you guys well. the twoof you hardly know photography but he gets an award!- sir, he's a fraud! a cheat he stealsphotographs for competitions i know where he stolethose photographs from but he's made ourmagazine garam masala famous sir, i will fight. iwill not leave this

this war has to be...- shut up! silence, idiot this hunger hasheated up your brains attend tonight's party and stuffyourself. it will cool your brains but i will fight out you go! i will fight. he stole my heart on the sly lord, he took my heart away

he made me belong to him,showed me beautiful dreams... ...and took my heart away on the sly... ...he stole my heart on the sly... he stole my heart my love, you are handsome you fascinate me you are mine you have set my heart racing

you have robbed me of my peace at the very first sight,my heart writhed in agony you stole my heart my love, thefragrance of your breath... and the magic in your words... make me lose my composure i don't know when i fell in love i don't know when i gave in you looked into my eyes...

and said a thousand things you stole my heart on the sly lord, she took my heart away on the sly you stole my heart ladies and gentlemen, wededicate this evening to shyam friends, i'm happy that... shyam has brought glory toour magazine garam masala glory that makes ithotter and spicier on behalf of the company,we congratulate shyam

we also pray for thesuccess of his american trip so shyam's here's to you...a bon voyage. thank you, sir. bon voyage, my foot!bloody freeloader a free trip to america forstealing photographs. moron don't you guys have self-respect?why are you clapping? are you crazy? this friendship... ...we shall never break stop singing, will you? stop it

don't sing on friendship,please! stop it sing something else.- sing what? i'll sing you are made neither forthe earth nor for the sky what makes you sing melancholy?- your identity is... why pick a rotten song? forget your friend. he stole pictures won an award andflew off, didn't he? so hear me. if you play the musicof honesty, you will go deaf someday

someone rightly said. behind everybit of luck there's a horrible crime whose line was it?- not mine. carry on whoever said that, he was right money is truth. if you have money,you have everything. else, nothing you lost your house, your motorbike,your girl... they belong to him now moreover, he is your boss now.don't you want to defeat him? if i have my way... ...i'll build a villa oppositethe house he snatched from me i'll have three imported carsfor the motorbike he took away

i'll snatch all his girlfriendsaway for taking my girlfriend maggie but how's that possible? thegirls we like, never like us and the girls who like us,who cares about them? don't worry about girls, moron.i'll introduce you to beauties but wait, i'm notrunning a home of charity my help doesn't come for free i know, freeloader how wide does your mouth open?- the size of your pocket but look, today's girls don'tcare for looks but for bank balance

they look at the house, the carand the credit cards you possess you dig, romeo? hi.- please sit he's the one who waits outside theairport for you. been a year now just to meet you, just to say hello this is pooja.airhostess. she works for fast air hi. i'm makrand hi. i'm sweety from hifi airways you can call me mac.- i'm deepti, from jet speed airways

god spins the wheelsof fortune really well he turns a king into apauper and a pauper into a king it's not god who spunthe wheels. it's the fatso the chief editor. he helped me whatever. when shyam returns,he will boss you around and you'll have to obey himquietly. - that's not worrying me but, maggie kissed him before me!well, i got three chicks now maggie looks like a noodle beforethem. - where did you find them? why do you worry about that? youwere supposed to show me a house

yes, the house... stop droning. tell me where it is.- there is one. -where? you'll have to cheat i don't want to be jailed. don'tget me into wrong things. tell me where do i find a house?- there's no risk my ex-boss' flat's always empty.he had bought it for his daughter she now lives in america.the babe's real hot! but she is not straight, you know.she lives with a black guy... hasn't married yet. and herfather doesn't even know about it

let me tell you the biggest risk forget it.- tell me i won't tell anyone, i swear.- i mustn't talk about the girl... not the girl! about the house!- the flat is always empty he is looking for a caretaker. if you can turn himaround and get the job... the flat will be yours.- so take me to him if you take me, you'll never getthe flat. rather you'll be thrashed why will he hit me?- the man is ruthless, i say

i had run up a debt at a liquor bar,so i sold the tyres of his mercedes i thought i'll put the tyresback when i have the money he fired me over such a minorthing. the bloody sonofagun! all right, listen to me i'll fix the old man. but ineed a car for those beauties don't worry about the car.i'll give you a car... prettier than the girls. but you won't get the samecar daily. no guarantees never mind. - tell yourgirls you got several cars

listen...- yes? no liquor, no cars.just steering wheels you are crazy! name?- makrand godbole. they call me mac what work do you do?- i'm looking for a job but i want to tell youa sad story about me so you are a writer?- no, sir parents, siblings, uncle and aunts...they are all i have in this world i'm their only support

so what can i do? what can you do? give me work, sir know how to drive?- i know. but i don't drive my horoscope predicts a majoraccident if i drive for someone do you cook? - i do, but ialways add too much salt what can you do then? can you take care of a house?- that i can do very well i don't normally trust strangers but you seem to befrom a good family

i'm always out of the country i got a flat at port louis.collect the key from me tomorrow who?- open up who's that? i told you about him didn't i tell you? he's mambo call him here uncle, he is mr.makrand. people call him mac hello.- attitude problem

did you tell him?- explained him everything told him about me?- clearly i want a mixer, idon't make chutney... ...i want a grinder, ican't knead dough... i want a gas stove,no outdated stoves. washing machine.doesn't wash clothes he wants a dishwasher... ...and a huge fridge,because he can't cook everyday television. - if cricketis on, he'll cook at night

if it's a day-night match,you will order something i will go to the market, andnobody questions me about accounts actually... we are young people we play around and have fun. so... i don't want any interference.- i don't care. do as you like my demands have to be met and imust get my pay check on the 1 st fine. you are appointed when we first met, i waswondering where i've seen you before then i remembered where

you are the girl i dreamt about know what this is?- what? a ring. a ring that passed down... ...from my greatgrandmother to my grandmother from my grandmother tomy mother and then to me i was told to give it to mylife partner whenever i meet her and guess what? god heard myprayers and he gave me a life partner really? what are you doing?why did you take it off?

you are my fiancee now. i'llgive it to you the day we marry after that, this ring willalways shine on your finger so sweet chhagan! drive babban! stop come on know what this is?- a ring

but it's a very special ring a ring that was passed down from mygreat grandmother to my grandmother that's what i'm doing now what are you doing? now that you are my fiancee,i'll give it to you the day we marry i love you. mac.- control... c'mon! your fingers looks so bare know what? this ring passed down...

and i found you. i'm so happy no... not now... why?- you are my fiancã©e now i'll give it to you the day we marry let me go.- feeling shy, eh? indian girls are great i see the sky... i see the earth... wherever i see...

i find you wherever i see...i find you in every spectacle, i see you there's no place...where i don't find you who lent elegance... ...to this marblesque body...? to these dreamy eyes...? to this beautiful face? you are my destination

you are my desire the spring... the marvels... and the stars, without you... i have never seen them you're mine... and only you... you make my dreams come true... i want only you... girl, only you... i love you... love you...love you... only you...

from your eyes flows... a strange intoxication dazes one and all it's an incredible moment your radiance captivates me you are my only obsession my love... i shall... never find...

a beauty like you pooja...- honey, i'm here there! hurry up, or we'll be late i'm sorry, i started without you.- never mind. no formalities. thank you. when are you comingback? - the day after tomorrow the day after tomorrowby which flight? - ia 9436 the mumbai flight that flies back?- right when will you be leaving?- next day next day. okay

tell me something, honey.what do you keep writing? do you think you are a pilot? youkeep track of every minute of mine business is stressing, and i'mbusy. i have to sort things out so that when you come home,i can spend time with you we can be together. water please mambo! make two cups of tea!- making tea is not that easy it's a tough job. look at me!you got to light the gas stove... boil water, put tea-leaves,add sugar and milk to make tea

prayers don't grant you tea!- mambo! don't you talk about prayers!go and get some tea don't you scream at me! i'm not deaf hear that? he has scissors for atongue. i told you to fire him why don't you kick him out?- it's no good the poor man is fickle-minded.just yesterday he was praising you lies! he never praises me when i first came here,he treated me like a guest but now he acts as ifhe's doing me a favour

listen, you are mistaken he is like an old manfed up of his children you get me? he's like your father.his heart's full of love so why does he hide it? whycan't he be like us, honey? how can he be like us?he's an old man... about to hit the grave.to hell with the old man who is an old man? didyou call me an old man? who called you old man? - i'mnot deaf. you called me old man yes, he said that. so what are yougoing to do? will he call you a kid?

damn you! your fathermight be an old man! she's going to down a planesomeday. calls me an old man! airplane, my foot! shecan't even ride a bicycle i have told you!shut your ears. please say you will.- eyes shut, ears shut! go and get the lady's bag.- my eyes are shut open your eyes for five seconds.- if i find her bag in time, fine or she leaves without her bag.- don't talk back i warned him. see, hequietly went to get your bag

mambo, quick honey, i'll miss you a lot.- even i'll miss you i don't feel like going.- go on, you need to work go now, come on. don't keepstanding for too long. bye where's she now? did i keep you waiting?- no. i came only a minute ago but that one minutefelt like a hundred years come, let's go.- my bag okay lets go.- come.

one leaves, another comes.bangkok departure, singapore arrival every time i come here, i seethat man in the same position don't you keep him busy? youare too lenient towards him what are you hiding?- nothing then why are your hands behind you?- it's his style. never mind why doesn't he show it?i want to see it i can't show it.- i want to see. - take her away no whispering! i don't wantto see it. keep it with you let's go to our room and chat.get into a nightgown...

no! i'm not leaving untilhe shows what he is hiding if i show you, there'll be a storm! come what may, i'm going to see it you want to see it?- yes you want to see it? i'll show it.- show my pants are torn, andi'm not wearing underwear don't tell me i didn'twarn you. want to see it? want to see it?- damn hold it

i guess i deserve a raise in trying to save you... ...my pants are reallygoing to be ripped off someday what are you cooking? i don'twant sandwiches. make malai-kofta what's this?- call it anything you wish we call it mutton cutlet.- what? for whom? mac only eats what i eat.- ask him yes, honey?- whom is the mutton cutlet for? mutton cutlet - why did he make it?i think he has his way around here

how can you stand it?- you are right why did you make the mutton cutlet? who did you ask before making it? you don't know who ate it?- do you eat mutton, mac? when did i eat mutton?- did i say you ate? then who ate it?- someone who?- want me to remind you who did? tell me.- the one who had omelette... hang on! i remember. justtell me if i am right or not

it was my friend shyam.- shyam, who? shyam, who? he's my friend. hecame from america last night when did he come? this morning oh yes, this morning.the cutlet was made for him i swear. you don't believe me? thank god you remembered mac, there's an email for you from?- shyam he's coming from america tomorrow.- shyam's coming from america?

you just said he had breakfast.- who told you? yes, i told you. butthis shyam is not that one who ate the mutton cutlet?- that one's different the shyam who's coming is myfriend. - then who is this shyam? don't you know? you brought theemail! - who is that shyam then? i have five friends named shyam.do you know all of them? i have five shyams as friends,and he knows just one. he's crazy. he's very weird. snake in the grass! youknow when to grab a bite

i didn't get this email, you dig?i don't want to talk to that ingrate he wants you toreceive him at the airport my dog will receive him!- when did you get a dog? is that a joke?- look, he is your boss. you must go can't you tell alie for your brother? for a brother, yes. of course,with an open heart happily enough. i can't stand more happiness my flight timingsare going to change.

we'll be flying only during daytime what time is the arrival?- i'll get to know today i'm dead. got torework the adjustments what adjustments?- no... my work schedule i'll have to adjust my scheduleaccording to your flight timings you take a bath nageshwar! yes? tell me.- where's mac? i don't know. he's notcoming to the office either

i've been looking for him.he doesn't even call me i left threemessages at his office... ...but he didn't call me.please tell me i got to attend anurgent meeting. bye where are you going? one second listen to me... you must tell me. where's mac?- how can i tell you? i don't know you are lying. iknow you can tell me say, how much is it worth?

so you'd care to grease the palm? the work i do here... don't tell mewhat people call this profession but if i have to continue this,you will have to double my salary can we sit and discuss it?- mac! what happened? anjali is coming.- what...? who the hell told...? who the hell toldher about this place? - i don't know. isaw her coming here you were supposed to take me out fora movie and dinner, what happened?

and now you have moved in here!you didn't even care to call me if you don't like me,tell me makrand! - don't call me makrand. call me mac and stop screaming. icommand some respect here this house is not mine.belongs to my friend my office snatched away my house.after i find a new house... i'll take you anywhere you want.restaurants, movies, anywhere galan... what happened?- babban

babban, see the lady off but...- go on hurry up hello? mac here.- pooja here why are you puffing?- i was running running? what for?- i mean, on the treadmill there's a problem here. myflight is delayed. i'm coming over don't come here!- why are you yelling? i thought we'd spend sometime together, but you...! try to understand. why bother?i'll come to the airport

no need. i've hired a cab already.- to hell with the cab! i'm coming to the airport, pooja... hello, mac, hello!- bye. who was it? a... relative relative? who? close relative close relative, who?- he's like half-father to me what...?- he is my uncle

but you yelled pooja!- i did who was she?- it was a male how can a man's name be pooja?- why not? he's my uncle pooja. get that?his name is poojari kids used to tease him, sohe changed his name to pooja that's uncle pooja!- the biggest lie ever why do you call him? he'salways busy in the kitchen don't you trust me?- no! i swear by my father

is he your father?- yes you never told me. - younever had interest in my family this is when he was young...with my mother that's the naughty me.- how sweet! he even creates parents uncle pooja is coming,i'm going to the airport i got to talk business with him.he'll be leaving by the next flight i'll be back. get dressedor you will catch a cold i'll be back

listen carefully. themumbai flight is delayed if it lands here by chance,don't let it meet the bangkok flight i don't want them both to collide because if they crash,i'll die. help me please mumbai flight hasn't taken off,bangkok flight is at home if the mumbai flight lands,the bangkok flight will... damn! where's she? damn! i'm dead

mac? you are here?- where were you going? i was going to the taxi stand.i'm famished, let's go home mambo has taken the day off.let's go to the airport canteen... we'll have chicken breasts. come on hello? is it early? all right,i'll get to the airport mambo, don't cookfor me. i'm leaving may i say something?- tell me i think i must've done somegood deeds in my previous birth

that's why i get opportunitiesto spend quality time with you honey, you really flatter me.- that's the problem if only i could rent my heart!but you'll still think i'm lying hi mac! i've been looking for you. ithought you came to receive me give me a hug go and sit there, we are busy.- hi hi. i'm pooja.- we are best friends we can even give upour lives for each other

not that best friends, okay!go and sit there how can you say that?- join us hi we used to work together. i gotthe international photography award then i went to america...- she is my fiancã©e fiancã©e?- yes if you don't mind, we wantto discuss something private find another table, please.- carry on you and i have no secretsbetween us. she won't mind it

she knows the friendship we share.- such a pile on, you know i have to report to my office.- okay because, i told them i'mgoing home. - okay, darling. bye where did you find that bombshell?- got to be handsome for that. you... what happened? what happened, mac? what are you doing down there? i had lost my ring how come you arrived early?- i told you about change in timings

they called me suddenly. departureis rescheduled three hours earlier hi! i am shyam from america.- hi! i am sweaty. this is my...- fiancã©e? yes.- how do you know? we've been friends since childhood.we know each other's choices why don't you sit?- move it here... here, darling.- okay easy is he the shyam for whomyou made the breakfast...?

yes... the breakfast... it's him when are you coming back?- don't know new schedule, new timings.i'll know only after i return i'm getting late, i got to go bye, mac.- bye, take care. you are indeed lucky. ihave seen fate look up but this is incredible!you are very lucky trust me...- mac, i got to leave it's time for my flight.love you, honey

ok. bye. bye. _ take care.- take care. where do you think you are going?- incredible setup i can add spice to this setup there's my stuff. let'stake that to your house then we'll fix half a dozen girls.we're brothers, after all get lost. don't touch me.- well? one cold coffee swine! you cheated for that award.and then you forgot me then you got promoted andflew off to america, all alone

you went blind, didn't you? idecided then, to end our friendship you go your way, i go mine excuse me! my bill. coffee, separate listen... listen... damn you! when did you come? i'll explain later.first tell me where mac is his life's totally changed.he's a high-flying guy nowadays! he has a posh flat,exquisite, expensive furniture...

three hot babes at hisbeck and call. what a blast! how times have changed for him!- lucky dog! so take me to him. why don't you? haven't you met him yet?- how could i? i don't even know where he lives.- walk into his office and meet him but how can i go tohis office in this state? i've just arrived from america look, babban. mac isa close buddy of mine even if i'm his senior today,he used to be my senior once!

look, i've got such a lot ofstuff for him from america i can't sleep in the night,wondering how he could be managing stop worrying about him! he'sdoing just fine wherever he is come with me, babban. i'vegot some stuff for you too no, you must be lying.- lying? i've brought threebottles of english liquor! what'll i do with empty bottles?it should have booze! empty bottles? they'resealed bottles... full of liquor! really? let me see!

actually, it's underall the stuff there. i'll give it to you at mac's place you mean it?- oh yes. and some dough, too all right, let's go.- okay speak up! who's this mad dog? uncle mambo...- that's my name! what's his? who on earth is he?- uncle mambo! the master key to this house!

so you're uncle mambo...? you're just like he described youin his mail. you haven't changed the same nose,eyes, vest and undies! i change my undies everyday!who the devil is he? uncle, this is shyam.everybody calls him sam mac's friend. he hasjust arrived from america but why've you come with bag andbaggage? - hasn't he told you? who?- my chum. i'm going to stay here no way... no! my sofa...!

he forgot toreceive me at the airport i was so angry... sorry!- are you blind? can't you see anything?- he can, it's just a mistake i was actually so angry, i thoughti wouldn't set foot in this house you haven't unpacked yet.better you get going! if i go away, he'll beback to his old dramatics he'll fall at my feet,cry... the forgetful idiot! wrong! he never forgets! by the way, which roomdid he ask you to take?

but you haven't even met him yet.- oh yes, i haven't met him know what? just give me a nice room nice room? you want to buy it? are you married?- no. not right yet but i'm looking out.- what could be worse than this? no, not that one. that'sthe bedroom he works in and that is abedroom he does not work in he only sleeps in that bedroom.simply relaxes so many rooms! isthis a house or a hotel?

even these rooms aren't enough forhim. - so where am i going to stay? there is a room for you...butt's a bit too large that's okay. it'll do.- will do? no problem!- follow me then go on... beat it now.- what? empty-handed? take all there is inthis pocket of mine only 2 rupees...?- why? is that too much? never mind. keep it.- filthy miser! here, keep the 2 bucks.i'll give you 50 paise more!

okay? and you said you gotsomething for me from america! it's there for you. but i'mnot giving it to you right now i'll give it at anappropriate time. - really? if that appropriate time does notarrive, i'll tell mac everything... and your bad times will begin.just you remember that! and listen! if i can fix acar that has broken down... i can also wreck a proper car! thank you. hello?- deepti

deepti, listen... i can'tgo to the airport. i'm busy go straight home, i'll be there i love you. bye who are you? how dare you kiss me? that could've been my question.but i'm not heartless like you i hate debts. i repay every bit shut up! who are you? andwhat are you doing in my house? that's my question.- this is my house! this is my best friend's house.- who?

makrand deendayal chatpatiya.- are you makrand's friend? yes. now tell me,how's this your house? i'm mac's fiancã©e i see. so you are the girlwho's going to marry mac aren't you ashamedto kiss a stranger? i thought it was mac. but youknew it! then why did you do it? aren't you ashamed to kissa girl you don't even know? i thought it was mac.- and when i was screaming...? can't you recognize a girl's voice?- i thought it was mac laughing

all right, just forget it it was a mistake. now that weknow each other, why don't we do it? what...? two negatives add up to a positive as a poet said, yesterday'smistake is today's culture... and tomorrow's law.- did you really think i was mac? if it's true, i'll forgive you even if you forgive me,i can't forget your touch i'm a rich bachelor

but i have neverconsciously looked at a girl so?- i love you i'm engaged. you dig? my feelings... i was just telling herhow much mac loved her you tell her you love her, and she'llknow how much mac loves her. right i mean, mac told me to tell her... how much he loves her...- enough. don't try hard uncle...

i'm not anybody's uncle!- ass! what...?- one who calls you uncle is an ass what style, what personality...what must be your age? thirty-five? thirty...? a bit older but if you discount all theholidays, it comes to that much you are young you don't need to tell macabout what you just saw and heard forget mac, i don'teven tell myself...

...about what goes onaround here. so relax thank you, uncle.- ass! you are an ass you called me uncle donkey intruder!- here you are, my friend! where were you? you kept me waiting hands off! are you crazy?- tell me, please tell what? hands off! see his style? he loves me so much

what love? have you doneanything worthwhile for me? why must you hide it from uncle?he knows everything even i know you inand out! i hate you hands off! get out of here get out of here! out no matter what you say, butmy love for you is growing it's growing here too.not love but the itch get out of here, or...- or what? let go of my hand ori'll break your teeth

what's that?- my cheeks what's on your cheeks? blood.- how come? i had a shave this morning,nicked myself and it bled in the morning! andit's grown already? did you use a tonic for a cream? what the hell is that? - istopped shaving after i got the cut how come your blood is scented?- few good people have scented blood cut the crap! get lost

where's the phone? was deepti here? where's the phone? anjali here.- anjali, who? how are you?- you've forgotten me i'm not a fool to forget you. -then tell me, what day is it today? today? today...? it's sunday.- did i ask you, swine? it's sunday!

i know it's sunday.but what's special today? what's special... today...? is it gandhi's birthday?- no! it's my birthday and you forget that! younever remember my birthday, mac don't cry. i knew it!happy birthday to you then why didn't you come tomeet me? - you see, i got busy so i couldn't come. you know,i had been to the airport airport? why did you go to theairport? isn't it sunday today? yes, today is sundayand your birthday too

all the shops are closed, only theduty free shop at the airport is open i went there to buy a beautiful,strong and reliable gift for you i got... damn!- what happened? i'll call back later! - whathappened, mac? you're coughing who was it?- it was... what happened to your voice?- sore throat anyway, there's good news for you.- what? my flight timings are changing.- when? you had a sore throat!- it's fine now. when?

it will land at 7:30 from tomorrow. you mean you'llcome 3 hours earlier? i mean, we'll get 3 more hours tell me something. only yourairlines have changed timings? or all? all the airlines.- thank god, i'm saved saved? from what? what?- you said, you are saved when did i say that?- you just did no darling, i didn't say that.- you said! you said it! you did too!

why'd i say that i'm saved?- you did say that. i heard it too hear that?- are you crazy? i swear, i didn't say that.this guy is crazy when did i say it? i don'tlike your face! i'll kill you i'll shave your head! who is sweety? sweety? who? wherefrom? which one? sweety nair! thisletter is addressed to her

i want to know who she is.- mailed to my address? yes, your address.- you are not sweety nair? how come someone else'sletter is dropped here? look here! what?- nothing it's your address. sweety nair,13th floor, flat no.1... balla vista, port louis, mauritius.- i don't know who she is i forgot to tell you about it.- who is sweety nair? wrong address. it came earlier too.it's for a guy downstairs urmila's younger sister kokila...

her son is bakul. bakul's uncle... was married to rasila... it'stheir daughter-in-law's daughter the postman said no onewas answering the door i gave him a glass of water, hetold me to give them the letter i said, i will. so you see,this is his daughter... sweety damn this day it's so embarrassing. myown fiancã©e suspects me sweety nair! knowwho sweety nair is? a 12-year old girl.she's played in my lap

i'm so sorry... come here.- don't do it again. i'm so happy we're back. the old fossil ruined it what's your intention?had you been a muslim... i would read thatyou can have four wives but which law offersthis facility for hindus? not wives. fiancã©es do you know aboutthis fiancã©e thing?

fiancã©e is a facility that provideseverything that a wife provides except the nightmares take good care of women, andyou'll get the greatest intoxication what are you doing here? didn't i ask you to leave? youare guzzling my liquor, freeloader get out of here.- how will you manage three women? how can i leave you alonein this mess, my friend? you don't need to worry. i'vebeen doing it since my childhood i'm really worried for you.- hands off!

you are not worried! you are jealous get out of here! out!- where do i go? where you kicked me out from!- there's no tap in the bathroom the roof is broken, no pipes.it's being fixed i'll go there as soon asit is fixed. promise. please promise?- promise you consider me a stranger,it hurts, friend but buddy, you willnever find a friend like me shake hands on that

come here baby. baby... baby... your eyes are like garam masala... your words are like garam masala... your beauty is like garam masala... your smile is like garam masala you've enchantedmy heart and soul... kiss my baby... kiss me baby...your lips taste like wine... kiss me baby... kiss me baby...you're garam masala...

put your hands up, boys... putyour hands up, girls... indians! it's so difficult... sodifficult to control the heart... whoever sees you... goes crazy... your style is garam masala... your complexion is garam masala... your love is garam masala... your body is garam masala... your mesmerizing beauty...your tempting youth... one day you shall becomethe queen of my dreams...

your beauty is garam masala... kiss me baby... kissme baby... kiss... kiss... kiss. kiss... your eyes... - garam masala... your words... - garam masala... your beauty... - garam masala... your style...- garam masala... kiss me baby... kiss me baby... fake, all of them! local stuffis better than the imported one

anyway, talk business babban, tell you something. afriend in need is a friend indeed stop beating about thebush and come to the point imagine me in thathouse instead of mac how's that possible?- just imagine all right, done.- i take the girls what...?- just imagine done. what next?- now just imagine this i pay you morethan what mac pays you

that's a really wild fantasy.- just imagine only imagine? done can you do for mewhat you do for him? gotcha! so you want to ruin his setups?- oh no suppose he is transferred. theladies' bar he has set up... with much difficulty, ithas to be kept going, you see damn, you are my dearest friend! one wouldn't need a foe if he hasa friend like you. you are enough

listen... if i have myshare of liquor everyday... then you don't need toworry about me. - promise? promise shake!- one minute first, tell me who gavehim that grand apartment? money is not a problem.mac's transfer is all i want if possible, to theindia-pakistan border who do i talk to about this?- i hate to praise myself i have high connections. myword means more than the big boss'

you know that very well.you get the dough you are the best person for suchcrooked tasks. it shows on your face don't worry aboutthe money. do the job forget the job, get the money.- it'll be done hello maggie... connect me to mac. your enemy isbribing me to expose you he wants to be the captainof your three-in-one-day all right. i'll keep an eye on him.- keep an eye on my pockets too i'm doing this for money. get that?

strange. people hang upat the mention of money no no... scotch? no.- imagine it's medicine medicine, yes with soda?- yes good tell me something what time do you get up?at six? five? four?

at four.- four? so you've been up since long.you need some rest, right? how can i rest? i'm paid for my work i must work. my father was inthe army. i follow the discipline even at this age, hemakes you slog like an ass what does he pay for it? zilch! you are right, but idon't take it seriously i take it as a joke.- that's your problem in his place, i'd pay you more,pay you more respect too

damn you! you are here to screw me! i'll hack you to pieces!i'll hang you up on the fan don't you interfere, old fossil wait there, don't you leave!you are dead, shyam! you want to kick meout and stay here, eh? what are you doing?- damn you! you plan to have my fiancã©e,eh? bloody lecher plotting, eh? get out of here with your stuff!

pick up your stuff and get lost! please don't! think again!- thought! move it is this your final decision?- the ultimate out!- goodbye what's his name...? padgaonkar he might have anapartment like this. - what? nothing what's his address? bungalow no.3, tulip citadel, grobe road... yes!

what? what did you say? - nothing.i too need a house to live what's his name...?- padgaonkar yes. padgaonkar. if icould get a house like this... put your stuff down!you are not an orphan you don't need to tell otherswhen there's a brawl in the family i need to talk to him. - areyou his business partner? silly let go of me! ma says, never retract your steps but retracting for a friendproves friendship. dad said that

crap. if we spend moretime with each other... we might end up killing each other.- can i even hit you? you can hit me... go on.am i complaining? just remember. you'll neverfind a true friend like me really?- really shake hands how about a blue label on theoccasion? - i don't have blue label it's there. i haveseen it down there swine! bloody snooper

i'm leaving. bye where are you leaving?we've stopped fighting i can't take it anymore. i quit!- did i tell you something? you are like daddy. - daddy? swine,old fossil, senile... is that what you call your father?- who is the master of the house? on my face you are.- correct. and who is the swine? who is the swine here?- who do you call a swine? who?- it's the wife's brother

that's family. that makes you family we love you. did youthink i was cursing you? how silly just a while ago hehit me... did i complain? no, because i love him. suchthings happen between friends make a drink of bluelabel for uncle, fast i'm not drinking.- why not? you will get on with it!- sure let go

hurry up one for me! cheers! cheers! smy heart... as vast as the sea let me immerse youin my heart, my love my heart... as vast as the sea there's something ihave to tell you... i wish to ridethese waves, my love lmmersed... my heart's immersed

lmmersed... theheart's immersed, sweetheart in your mischievous eyes,on your breath... there's the requital to love my desires, consumed by a storm... there's the desire to love in the depths of my craving... i'm in a daze, my love immersed... my heart's immersed immersed... theheart's immersed, sweetheart

come, let me giveyou all i possess if youth is fire... love is the waterthat extinguishes it it's true, my love,better you understand that this restlessnessis like a tempest... believe me, my love in your arms, iwant to be, my love come, let meimmerse you in my heart all i have to say is that iwant to ride these waves...

o my love! brother makrand! yes, that's it you're screwed!- what happened? your fiancã©e'sarriving with a rotten fly looks like he's related to you.- rotten-faced? sucked-out mango? that's my uncle what happened, mac?- pooja, wear your clothes quickly my uncle will arrive any moment,i'm terribly scared of him

he's like a father to me.he's coming to meet you actually so get ready quickly.- all right listen... don't always rush.hear me out first! there's a girl with him...she's like a sister to me so no misunderstandings, okay?- why would i misunderstand? actually, it was only for yourinformation, okay? so go on... hurry let's go! quick! my respects, uncle you ought to have called,i'd have picked you up

which flight did you take?- from that traffic signal... to this one, i need a flight?- i told you! my uncle nevergives a straight reply! uncle, this is my friend shyam.shyam, that's uncle. say hello, son this house, uncle... it'smy friend's, it's not rented and this guy...- babban babban. he's my driver.- driver? when did you buy a car? actually, the car i have,isn't one i've bought the company i work for gaveit to me. - very big company!

very big company. comeon inside, uncle. please welcome, uncle you must actually be wonderingwhat i'm doing here. my friend... who? - the guy in thered shirt, long hair shyam. his sister has a braintumor. any moment now, she could... as if you're treating her! i told you! my unclenever gives a straight reply! the last time he crackeda joke, i vomited blood! uncle, you're too much.- shut up!

what have i said for youguys to laugh so much? you really want to know?- yes! know what, uncle? we neverlaugh in this house... we only cry his sister's strugglingbetween life and death any moment, she could... youknow why i'm sticking around here? it's to give my friend moral support what's happening here? she's got very few days to live.so she goes for the elders' feet she has a lot of respect for you.

the way she looks,it doesn't seem... a well-fed punjabi girl, you see!- did someone call me? yes... make some tea and guess who this is...?- the one who'll drink the tea he's my uncle! i've come to ask youjust one question. are you serious about the marriage? of course. - all right then,i'll make arrangements if anybody has anything to say...say it right now. am i right?

i have nothing to say.you can do as you wish it's all arranged then! get onwith the arrangements for the wedding we're willing!- who's we? all of us are ready!- all right are you happy?- yes all right. i'm leaving then at least have tea before you leave.- are you out of your mind? tea for uncle? unclewill straightaway... ...sip champagne at my wedding party!

do not worry, my child.everything will be all right everything will be all right!show him out... my respects, uncle! and what are you up to?- mac darling! this way, uncle... please come. i'll give you a ridein the company's car i'm going in a taxi!- no, not a taxi! you'll get stuck in a jam, sir!- don't teach me! if i can come, i can also leaveon my own! i don't need your help!

but i need your help, sir.- i don't want it! no! think it over, sir... sir! -stop picking on my brains! lmbecile! where did she spring from? get back in that car,there's nobody at home! no problem. - problemsbegin when you go upstairs! why?- the door's locked! i have the keys.- but you can't do that... listen! there's a different lock there!at least listen to me! he couldn't understand a thing!

how'll you open the door whenyou don't even have the key? what'll you do up therewhen there's nobody at home? when are you coming back?- what...? she's going to commit suicide. toend her life... she's not coming back what's that to you?this guy's such a pile on! at least listen to me!- shut up! you could climb all over us!let's take the stairs... come on he's going to be butchered today! what happened?- you saw...?

what did i see? did you see nothing?- what's there to see, kiddo? what? get that car out, else you're theone i'll see... c'mon now, move it hey... hello. hi! have you taken the day off today?- yes, this is my day off it's great, isn't it? myflight timings have changed i can now come back home early.-sure, but that's a problem for others

how...?- it changes our timings, too what timings? it was done forthe convenience of the passengers and they love the change.- maybe but i know people who havea lot of problems with it who has problems?- a friend of mine why? your earlier timingswere just right for him the airline can'tkeep everybody happy what's up...?- i don't know

it happened once earlier wheni was getting off the flight if you wish, may i...- what? nothing... forget it.- what is it, sam? you won't misunderstand if isay something, will you...? what?- you'll get me all wrong i won't!- you're sure? my papa used to be anexpert at pulling legs what? was he a thug?- no! he was a masseur he used to relievepain by pulling the leg

my fingers possess the same magic.want me to work on you? do what it takes, sam.just drive this pain away go in there, change and lie down.i'll fetch some oil! what happened...?want me to carry you? vanished!- what's vanished? the pain has vanished.- vanished...? lmpossible! do this! try this! how did the pain vanish so easily?- it has vanished

just why i hate this back-ache! mac, this is deepti.- deepti who? from the airport.- airport...? oh yes! stay right there. i'm coming over sir, the gate's over there.- oh, damn my memory! you hit me...?!- let go of my collar! you're pushing me...?- go ahead... bump him off the singapore flight has landed! there's no timing for them

the singapore flight lands,the bangkok flight takes off! it's like managing an airport...- he just doesn't understand... look, he's still here. sam, when did you come?- i've been here a long time i'm really famished! letme see what's there to eat we have a problem...- what are you up to? lay off! how often have i told you notto bring mutton into the house? mutton...? meet my friend. sam.- i know him already why did you introduce me again?- because he's the meat-eater!

i'm sick of reasoning with him!why do you eat mutton...? no, that's no big problem.- how's that possible? the stink has spread all overthe house. i can't eat here anymore no problem, darling.let's go out and eat very good idea! makesure you go out to eat! especially in dangeroussituations... - dangerous? i mean, the stink of mutton hasspread all over the house, hasn't it? it's very bad for health! it could even cause nose-cancer.- really?

really! i swear it on everybody!myself, my dad, mom... your friend comesup with lovely jokes i'm the one who'stold him all these jokes but timing is of essence!must know when to say what! hurry up... you know how difficultit is to find a table? go on! i'll just change my shirt.this one is stinking first grab a bite.change that shirt later lay off, will you?- you don't know... don't tell me. i know everything!- listen to me, mac...

are you going towatch while i change? quickly change! else you'll pay a heavy price! what's this?- what? whose is this lady's bag? whose...? it's mine!- yours? actually, i have unusual tastes. it has my mobile,watch, shaving cream... brush, blush...everything. aren't you getting ready?

what for?- for the dinner? i think i'm not going.- why not? such a lovely evening... don't you like going out with mac?- i'm sick of eating out but how can you eat here?- why not? i mean, i'm not talkingabout the usual roadside eateries lmagine a lovely restaurant,eating a dinner in candlelight... ...the soft music... it's all soromantic. so you're going, aren't you? no! i'm eating right here.- like hell! i mean, how can you eatin such a filthy setting?

you must go out!- don't force deepti... if she doesn't want to go out!whatever deepti wants will happen! we'll go to the restaurant ifshe wants to go. else, we won't! don't you know how tobehave with a friend's fiancã©e? aren't you ashamed of?- you must go to the restaurant! we're not going! whatare you going to do? a friend's true worth you'll know...- i know your two-penny worth! whatever you say, you'renot eating in this house! you're going out! evenif i have to lose my life!

why are you fighting over me?let's go to a restaurant no, we're not going!we're eating right here! are you guys eating here? - yes,we'll stuff ourselves right here! the three of you,you mean. not everybody what do you mean by everybody?there are just three of us here! what the hell! whyare you hitting me? if somebody asks me tomake something else later... i won't be able to do it one moment. we'll cookwhat deepti wants today

you want to eat cheese?- sure what if somebody else asks meto make something else later? but who else is around?- he knows and why don't i know...?what is the problem with you? look, i don't have thestrength anymore to... forget it i can't, you know...?better i cook and leave did he have something to say?- i'll explain! he can't cook for all of us!

exactly why i'm saying the twoof you will not eat here! go out! forget it. let's go out and eat.- sure. let's go and eat all right. i'll go and change no... not in here! that room! why?- that's a better room shyam, don't test my patience.else, i swear... exactly what i'm saying!trouble inside, trouble outside what? what trouble...?- calm down, darling... i'm going out of my mind!what are you getting at...?

can't you still understand? - iunderstand everything, you creep! leave him alone,mac! what are you doing? he's making obscene gestures.like this...! why won't you let me go in?- you want to know? i'll tell you! i have personal things in there.- what personal things? hairbrush, toothbrush,towel... a whole lot of things as if it'll kill youif she sees all that! that's not all. i've put halfa dozen undies up for drying two of them have holes!

i won't look at them.- i don't trust you. what if you do? your goddamn undies...- leave him alone, mac! don't get into a fight. i'llgo into another room. okay? won't you at least hear me out...?- i don't want to! i hate going to prison,else i'd have killed you! i wanted to tell you...- what...? what's happening here? the mains wereswitched off and i escaped! i was telling him that they tookoff the main switch in the office...

and i escaped getting a shock.but when did you come? just now. i wonderedwhat was happening here you escaped this time.but not forever! good bye! hey, listen... where are you going?- i want to live! and heart-attacks arevery common nowadays mac, what's happening here? he's leaving us andgoing away. tell him to stay why are you going?

i won't go, if you say i didn't know you'dbe coming so early. must finish my work in the office you'll leave me all alone?- i'll be here with you i'll come back soon. we'llhave a quiet dinner and... the cheese-pakoda is ready cheese-pakoda? who is it for?- cheese-pakoda...? it's for shyam.- me? he eats cheese four times a day!morning, afternoon, evening and night!

you'll bloat up like a buffalo! no big wonder! he evenlooks like a pakoda! all right, throw it away!we'll have only what sweety likes throw it away! youknow how i hate pakodas do the dishes immediately andmake curry and rice for everyone what soup have i landed in...? i'm always getting into this mess...?? these fools play their own gameand i'm the one who gets hurt. i'm going for my work-outs. - yes,darling! you build good health

i'll take care of the office!and we'll have dinner together! let me go!- so sweet! couldn't you tell me sweety's here?- as if you were listening! well? haven't you guysfinished fighting yet? we've made peace! let's go andeat dinner somewhere in peace what made you change your mind?-but you said you wanted to eat out! let's go!- but i said that... only to stop you from fighting!forget it, darling. please! no way! we're eating out!

but you said you'd do as i say!- and that's what we'll really do all i want is...- the rice and curry is ready listen to me, will you? - whoasked you to make rice and curry? we planned to go toa restaurant and... the curry and rice was his idea!he keeps hogging on it! you're going to bloat like a rhino!how much are you going to eat? i'll have only cheese-pakodas.- i've thrown that away threw it away? what for? because of him! he asked him to!

i said i don't want it...throw it away! our table is already booked.so let's go and eat. please! throw it all away step aside what happened...?- gases! smelly burps! must be acidity! i'll goand fetch the medicine! where are my clothes? and you...? you're still standing here?i'm not going inside! can't you walk a bit faster? -couldn't wear the clothes, could i?

drink this. it's a little bitterbut it'll drive away the gases thank you.- i'll take a shower you think you're watching amovie here? get on with your work! no movie, it's a farce! why are you taking a medicine?- for him. he has gas problems hey no...- drink it up! in one gulp! he's going to lose all his gas.- how's this dress? now go and call the elevatorup while i finish talking to him but you guys just don'tseem to finish chatting!

please, please!- okay, i'll get the lift up... but i won't wait another minute.- okay, okay! she's looking so ravishing!- never mind! before i return with deepti,take sweety out somewhere! will she go out with me?- think she's your sister-in-law! my fiancã©e, after all!she'll surely go with you! mac, you haven't left yet?please go and come back soon! what will i do all alone...?- my love! she's back, she's back...take to your heels!

i've had this lovely dream ofa house in the city of flowers i won the first prize forthis song! - do you really sing? of course! do you like songs?- yes, i do so let's go to a placewhere they play great music we'll have also dinner there.what say you? but mac will be coming back.- i don't think he's coming back i haven't seen a heartlessman like him in all my life! how could he go away to the office... ...leaving behindsuch a lovely fiancã©e?

had i been in his shoes and afire had broken out in my office... i still wouldn't leaveyou and go anywhere! i don't know whether what i'mdoing is right... but do it, i must i want to take you out to dinner you're taking such good care of me.- so you're coming, aren't you? how can i refuse someonewho has such a large heart? thank you.- i'll be ready in a moment bye!- hey... where are you off to? - whothe hell are you to question me?

but you said it waschild's play for you! that the children are sogrown up, i had no idea before this game becomes... ...even more diabolic, imust leave. out of my way! mac's coming back. please stay!- tell mac that i have left! what are you doing here?- this is where i stay what's there to be surprised about?- out of my way, i say don't desert this ship! lt'll sink! sunk or ripped apart, i don't care!

get out of my way!- let him go, if he wants to there's no usehaving him here anyway! who the hell areyou to throw me out? you're right!- who are you to order me around? try doing it where it works!let me see who throws me out! she boards an aircraft a fewtimes and throws her weight around! where's mac?- i've no idea i told him my flight- timing had changed. he must surely have forgotten

wrong! wrong of him to forget! had i girlfriend like you,i'd never have forgotten i didn't know you had a girlfriend.- no, i don't have a girlfriend the doors to my heartare still open for her is there anything to eat? did you say something?i didn't hear a word can i have something to eat?- how about a boiled elephant's egg? he's out of his mind! know what?let's go and eat at a restaurant as you wish. at least i won'thave to see that old fossil's face!

not in here! that room, over there!- why not...? this room's in a mess.needs to be cleaned up go and change in that room quickly. - okay. - hurry up... quick! sam, which restaurant are wegoing to? - wherever you say. whose bag is this?- this... is my bag! i carry my stuff in this bag.a comb, ear-buds, talcum powder... in a lady's bag?- no, it's not a lady's bag it's a lady's and gents' bagwhich looks like a lady's bag!

it's nice, isn't it?- never mind. how's my dress? you look amazing!- what if i carried a scarf? no, you don't need a scarf!you're looking great anyway! just wait. i'll show you shall we...?- i'm raring to go. let's get going why are you carrying my bag?- this bag... is it yours? i was admiring its beauty and whose bag is this...?- this one? this is mine, too! i thought this bag was thatone and that one was this one...

so i picked that one up.but this one is mine... and that one is your bag! let's go! what confusion! i ask for the last time. whowants to eat and who doesn't? what do you want to eat, orwhat don't you want to eat! i am ready. listen to me... sam! no cheap snacks here. get lost!- hang on, will you? sam...- you can't go in

you take me for a beggar?i have a car out there! i can't let you in! go! stop troubling us ori'll call more security. i wouldn't even pee in your hotel! do you have a mobile phone? i'll have to call theairport to tell them i'm here sorry, i forgot to carry it.- that's okay let's call from the reception if i haven't the rightto go into my own room...

...i don't want to live there! why are you pushing me...? okay,do it on your feet excuse me, can i make acall please? - wait please. pooja! let's go to another hotel!- but what for? don't you think thisplace is stinking? i can't smell anything.- no? i knew you had caught a cold! nothing's wrong with me. stay here,i'll make the call and return don't you trust me? me? every time a plane fliesoverhead i wonder when...

when my sweety will arrive.i mean, my deepti! deepti! hear me out, please! what the hell are you doing here?- and what are you doing here? of the thousands of restaurants intown, is this where you had to come? yes, of the thousandsof restaurants in town... ...is this where you had to come? i'll smash your face! you imitateme? - what the hell are you doing? i'd have gone elsewhere if youhad told me you're coming here! when's this messgoing to come to an end!

so where's sweety?- not sweety. pooja pooja! where did she spring from?- i was leaving the house... and she just breezed in!so i brought her here and where is sweety?- sweety's at home why did you leave her at home?- as if i could bring them together! so where's sweety now?- i told you, she's at home! i mean, where's pooja?- pooja's making a phone call making a phone call? i get it. i'm done for.my game is up

how did i get myself into this? hey! they don't know each other oh yes! thank god! here's what we'll do.i'll take deepti home before i can get there, tell mamboto dump sweety in some other room okay... but how?- how would i know! must i explain everything? tellthe old man to think of a way! i don't know! ask him todo it! he'll find a way out! where are they...? where's deepti?

and where's pooja?- look for her! i'll go and find my curse!and listen... don't let her go home.- okay what happened...?- sorry! deepti! open the door! he's going to get butchered today! chhotu, fetch the car! keep going! step on it!

driver, follow that car. quick! pooja! stop there! move it, driver.- hey, wait there! move it, i say!- hey wait... okay, pooja. i'm coming.- c'mon in. hurry up! what are you up to? terribly insensitive of youto dump me and go back home! i saw mac there. - pooja,my heart craves your love... and you're running after mac?

a man who ignored you,despite hearing your voice? that's because...- i understand! oh yes, i do no one in the world values true love the one i always see, theone closest to my heart... if there is anyone...it's only you but that's a song, isn't it?- hmmm... no! is it really a song? stop the car. stop it! stay here. i'll be right back.- but where are you going? sam!- one second!

mambo, give me a glass of water where can i find a phone?- over there mambo, listen carefully. it's me the singapore flightis soon landing there but fix the bangkok flight, soit doesn't wake up before morning! you understand...? the bombayflight is right here with me bomb...?! i mean, themumbai flight is here with me it's about to take off, but i'llmake sure it doesn't get there! so do just as i say! it's aquestion of life and death!

from what he was saying,he appears to be a terrorist he's planning something big.like hijacking a plane let's stop himtill the cops get here okay... yes! where to, smartass?- home you can't leave,until the police arrive police...? - we know everything!filthy terrorist! mambo, have you ever fallenin love? - with only my wife do you have a wife?- i did, but not anymore

she eloped with my younger brother but i'm very lucky in this respect. sure. you don'thave a younger sister i'm so lucky, mac won'teven look at a girl except me how'd you know howmany roving eyes mac has? if you're still listening,let me tell you... whatever i'm doing isnot of my own volition i'm helpless. they're makingme do it. do you understand? since they're paying me,i'll have to do their bidding

mac...- i'm mambo! mambo! was that a sleepingpill or an aphrodisiac? did you fix the girl?- fix? i only gave her a sedative,i can do nothing else the next flight is arriving.before it lands, let's move this one she's become as heavy as a pumpkin.- shut up, jinx if something happens to her...i'll end up in jail. do you want meto rot in jail at this age?

you...? how didyou arrive before me? - used my brains... i mean, body i didn't want to see yourface red with anger. come here look! i have thrownall the underwear away you can sleep in peace now.- i don't want your sympathy not sympathy. you have a righton me. this is what you call love let alone underwear, for yoursake i'll even throw myself out! you just want love, you arenot willing to return love don't be so cruel, love. timewill prove how much i love you

lies! you can neverunderstand a woman's feelings let alone one, i understandmany women... i've read that book the fundamentalprinciples of woman psychology lies! all lies! i know youare having other affairs too what are you saying?this is preposterous you are being preposterous! woman! stay like a woman, andbehave like one. not like a whore see? your servant ishumiliating me! - one minute old swine! how dare youtalk to a woman like that?

i will kick you. i'll break your jaw i'm in a bloody mess and you areraving about women's character smartass, i'll thrash you! deepti, listen to me. my love... my darling, listento me, open the door my honey, my baby, my sweetheart... bye. i'm leaving where to? i'm your boss, i pay you

you can't leavewithout a month's notice notice? i serve you noticeeveryday, but you take no notice you think you can swearat me at will? can you? i'm leaving!- listen to me, you can't... i don't want to listen.i have taken enough i'm leaving.- you can't leave pooja, i was justthinking about you. where you are, how you are! and here you are! lookslike it's my day. ask him

you don't need to worry about me.- why? i need to talk to you, it's urgent.- urgent, my foot! i want to talk to you in private it's special what happened?- i won't speak much. we're parting don't even joke about it.it'll break my heart you don't have a heart.we can't carry it further this relationship has no future.- pooja, what are you talking? i always believedyou will be my wife.

i hadn't met shyam before, you see hang on. how did you and shyam...? he is not like you.he doesn't wear a mask if we part, fine. butdon't get close to him you don't know how cunningand slimy he is. i'll tell you i'll expose him. youmustn't trust anyone so soon spending time with me doesn't prove that your love for me is true pooja, listen to me. i...

mac, no need to be angry.it's all over between us forget me. i'm leaving pooja, we are made foreach other. listen to me... pooja, don't do this hope all's well?- no. but it will be it's a beautiful paradise. ican't see it turning into hell where's he going?- i'll tell you. wait, i'll tell you listen, shyam... i planted a sapling...- when?

long time back,before you even arrived i watered it, provided manure,saved it from insects... it grew big, bigger, huge then it gave flowers and fruits one day, a swine plucked afruit and began eating it now you tell me, what must i do? why don't you just thrash theswine? - trust me, you are right! where friends meet, there's party swine! may you rot.- hi!

sorry, i left youalone and came here never mind.- i'll have some water where are you going?- don't you talk to me! i'm sorry, i blew up at you.please forgive me i need to apologise, love.why must you? go and take some rest.take care of your skin swine! you made my life miserable what's going on? what's going on here?- nothing. i'm giving him a massage

this is a special massage.stretch your hands get up, sam i need to talk to you,it's about our future i'll be back, darling. okay? want to hit me more? go ahead mambo quit. if you say,i'll leave too but if i leave, it'll bedifficult for you to manage this game think it over all right. from now on,pooja is yours

deepti and sweety are mine.- okay we won't interfere. promise?- okay and listen... when the girlsleave for work in the morning... we'll sit and design thefuture plans of this game okay.- done? good night where are you going? pooja is there hurry up, deepti. it'stime for your flight sam darling, hurry up.it's time to leave... tone it down! you'll wake everyone

everyone? we areonly three of us here. - i mean... the neighbours they already havecomplaints against me. speak softly all right. mac, i'msorry about yesterday i spoke too much.i said that because i realised you area first rate fraud forgive me.- i forgave you last night itself i forgive women on the spot you look great in this dress.- thank you

no time to romance. leave,it's time for her flight okay. let's go.- bye who is this?- who? who is who? she...? she's sam's fiancee let's go, deepti.- hang on, mac you should alsointroduce her, don't you think? don't you know each other?she is deepti c'mon, you are late. - no. theintroduction is not over yet tell me, how did this girlland here? - she took a cab

what has she to do with this house? - what has she todo with this house! deepti is an airhostess,and sam's fiancee pooja is also an airhostess amazing! both are airhostesses.same uniform too what a coincidence! let's go one minute! what wereyou doing in this bedroom? tell her.- i was putting on my uniform putting on her uniform. sheis an airhostess, after all

she's not a banker deepti, time for your flight. move sam! do you know her? why is she here? please tell me one minute. you nevertold me you had a fiancee actually, we met just last night we fell in love just lastnight and we decided to marry where did you meet her?- bella vista, floor no. 13... it's this house!- that's right

how is mac related to her?- mac...? did you hear her? she'sasking about our relationship we'll go mad, let's go i want an answer! you haven't given a proper introduction of this girl he is my fiance when did he get engaged to you?- been a long time this fiance of yours wasmy fiance until yesterday that's right. shewas my ex-girlfriend

but i was your boyfriend.- one and the same thing i'm not denying it.one and the same. but now she is his girlfriend but i met sam just yesterday.- she's right and we fell in love!- hear that? you trust me now? all right, now i understand.the two of you are hand in glove stop raving. if you want,you can marry him on the contrary, youbetrayed me. but i forgave you... because you belong to adecent family. don't forget that

shut up! you havebeen playing games... ...with the two of us all this while it's history!let bygones be bygones the two of you haveopened our eyes, put us on the right track,that's it sam, from now on poojabelongs to you and deepti is mine no other girl willcome into our lives again it's a sin even tothink about it, remember put your hand forward... do it!

give him your hand, pooja don't think much, give himyour hand before you miss your bus right that's like it. we'll staytogether from now. fine? we won't ever cheat.we'll always stay together mac darling, who are these girls? run! run! start the motorcycle quick!

swine, start it! giving you a motorcycle islike feeding nuts to a dog start it!- you start it brother mac! what happened?- you are ruined! how do you know that?- nageshwar... the white spot?- yes. anjali greased his palm... and he told hereverything about your setups may he be ruined! he's nailed me

i have lost her, and the otherstoo. - the other girls too? how? wait here, they will be comingwith brooms, knives and missiles ask them, and they will tell you where do i go? where doi kill myself? - listen! before anjali leaves for india,go and apologise to her else, you'll lose her forever. go! i'll drive!- easy with the door get inside shyam, i'm off! get themotorcycle over tomorrow, swine!

uncle, where's anjali? she left. and why not? she hasfound out everything about you you were her greatest mistake you can't belong to one girl for you, women are playthings!and anjali is not a plaything go away. and keep thegame of musical chair on go on, forget her. go what time is her flight?- 6:30 thank you

no, i'm not going!- i just want to see the time time, all right.- 6:00! one minute. air india flight?- took off when?- half-hour back now stop this game of romance,i've had enough! i don't have the strength,i can't take it anymore! anjali...- no need to say anything i have told her everything,and she has forgiven you this ring is the root causeof all misery. take it off

and put it on mysister-in-law's finger. for good all's well that end's well!from now on, focus only on family give me the car key, babban!